Deviant Ollam's Account of Flying with Firearms

Deviant Ollam
A simple and easy trip. For once, I wasn't flying for work!


Travel Account

Luggage & Gear

My future wife and I went to visit family and friends in Colorado for Thanksgiving. We each had Pelican Air 1615 cases with my carry pistol in one, a bare receiver in the other, and Abloy locks on everything.


Outbound Travel

Diane was at the Seattle Sky Priority desk and she remembered us from my passport catastrophe with our Vienna trip. She expressed a little surprise at the fact that I only had a bare receiver in one case, but everything went quickly and easily enough with the team of folk there at the check-in counters. I walked down to the TSA where my case alerted on the swab test. No one wanted to touch it until an LTSO or STSO could get there. They swabbed Tarah's and that was clear. LTSO Jeremy Keller appeared and had me unlock my case. They resolved everything quickly, we re-locked, and were on our way.


Homebound Travel

Leaving Denver just after Thanksgiving made us very glad there was a priority lane for Delta and that we were in it. Tanya H got us all tagged and set in under four minutes, then called Raphael to take us to the CTX machines. Apparently (at least according to my notes) Raphael wasn't available, so Carolyn found Luigi who assisted us. Luigi rolled our cases on a cart for a while, until the elusive Raphael met us, him having returned from the main terminal just then. The screening room was very far away, but we got there easily enough. We stood outside the door behind a small rope and stanchion barrier. Someone came by to ask me to sign paperwork indicating that I was satisfied with the TSA's screening process. I declined to, given that the screening was not yet complete.

A gentleman in a suit, who stated that he was from a TSA office in Washington, DC, explained that this was a new screening process being used and that they were getting feedback from passengers. Everyone was being nice, but they were taking every damn thing out of my luggage and wound up repacking it entirely incorrectly. I had to repeatedly correct them and tell them not to crush my belongings. I never did sign the paperwork.

At passenger screening, TSO James Hannah decided the following items in my wife's bag were far, far too dangerous to be in a plane cabin and told us we had to leave them there. Fortunately, I always travel with a pre-stamped flat rate envelope, so these deadly tools of terrorism made it home to us a couple days later.Don't

you feel safer knowing that these implements couldn't come with us into the

plane cabin? I know I sure do, yes sir, yes indeed.


Final Details & Thoughts

A simple and easy trip. For once, I wasn't flying for work!



Air Travel Ratings
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Four Stars

check-in - no hassle, no delay
screening - in full view, lock and unlock yourself
luggage - all on time and intact

Three Stars
check-in - some delay or mild hassle
screening - somewhat obscured, locking and unlocking yourself or it's done directly in front of you
luggage - all on time and intact

Two Stars
check-in - major delay or major hassle
screening - in a room or area that you could not enter and could barely observe
luggage - luggage opened non-destructively

One Star
check-in - flight missed or passenger delayed from flying, properly packed items denied as luggage
screening - luggage unlocked and opened totally in another area fully removed from you
luggage - destructive entry into luggage and/or tampering with firearms

Zero Stars
This is a special category for outright theft, loss, or damage of firearms during air travel